Driving Lesson

While on the way to the airport to pick up Monkey Boi, Mojo's 12 year old son from Ohio, who will be spending the summer with us:

Mojo: You know you drive like a crazy person?
Me: How? How do I drive like a crazy person?
Mojo: I'd tell you, but I'm not allowed to talk to crazy people.
Me: My mother says I drive like a little old lady.
Mojo: Your mother drives like a homicidal maniac.

So, um, Mom...those performance race car driving classes when I was a teenager...scare my boyfriend. The fact that I've never had a ticket or an accident means in 24 years of driving mean nothing.

At least I'm keeping him on his toes!