Friday, June 16, 2006

Driving Lesson

While on the way to the airport to pick up Monkey Boi, Mojo's 12 year old son from Ohio, who will be spending the summer with us:

Mojo: You know you drive like a crazy person?
Me: How? How do I drive like a crazy person?
Mojo: I'd tell you, but I'm not allowed to talk to crazy people.
Me: My mother says I drive like a little old lady.
Mojo: Your mother drives like a homicidal maniac.

So, um, Mom...those performance race car driving classes when I was a teenager...scare my boyfriend. The fact that I've never had a ticket or an accident means in 24 years of driving mean nothing.

At least I'm keeping him on his toes!

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